Give us one extra day in the year and we go a bit crazy. You should be arriving from my BFF Terri's blog (of course, today she's the enemy, but hey, that's life). For the full Cage Match info, check out the main blog post over at So Suzy Stamps!
So in case you haven't been able to guess yet, I was given the Pretty Baby Bottle, Oops, and Pregnant stamps to work with. Pretty sure I've achieved new levels of snark with this one:
What, that's how it works, right? Totally how babies are made.
Some day I'll be able to photograph Wink of Stella, but in the meantime trust me when I say that the wine glasses are full of sparkly red wine. I stamped the baby bottle in the orange Hero Arts Ombre ink to jazz it up, then die cut my white panel with a fun border. Some pretty floral paper makes a lovely background to soften the blow of the inside...
...or, you know, not. I'm still slightly ashamed of myself, but do love how it came out.
All right, your next stop is Christine, another from the enemy camp! ROFL. I actually cannot wait to see what everyone was given to work with and created. You have until March 3rd to comment on our blogs for your chance to win and to vote for your favorite creation. Winner will be announced March 6th over on Suzy's blog.
Happy Crafting!
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This is so backhandedly snarky! I love it!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, thanks babe! Even my husband couldn't stop chuckling every time he walked by it.
DeleteThis card is perfection. Love the absolute snark!!
ReplyDeleteVery cute. Perfect combo of snarky love.
ReplyDeletetoo cute!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious and beautiful all at once! Love it!!
ReplyDeleteCute card!
ReplyDeleteYou bad! Well the queen of snark and sarcasm could have inly done this! Great card though!
ReplyDeletefunny!!
ReplyDeleteHow fun and true is this!! Great card!
ReplyDeleteI personally love this card. I love the humour in it and the contradictions all over. The romance and seduction of the sparkling red wine and the heart and how it contridicts with the oops in the heart and the baby bottle (no romance there lol). Then the beauty and femininity of the flowers inside and how that contridicts with the soft and fluffy look of the clouds which also makes me think of babies. I also love all the little details on the card like the stitching on the outside of the cloud shape and around the inside sentiment mat, the use of the wink of Stella in the wine, the use of the ombré ink for the baby bottle and the coloured dots inside the card. Overall though, my favorite thing about this card is the sarcastic and humorous way the message was presented. Love it!
ReplyDeleteJen,your math is impeccable! Love this card, another fun surprise card from the DT.
ReplyDeleteLove the card and the humor!
ReplyDeleteJennifer! Now I know why you said you're going to h-e double hockey sticks! Lol! No alcohol or oops in my case! 😜Very creative with what you were given!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Super funny!
ReplyDeleteThis card is so absolutely lovely.
ReplyDeleteVery fun card...beautiful colours.
ReplyDeleteLove the snarkiness of this card! Suits you so well!
ReplyDeleteHi Jennifer ~ I had to laugh out loud when I saw your card since this is pretty much how I ended up with my 3rd child after my friend's 30th birthday party several years ago! Love the humor of this card! Very nicely done.
ReplyDeleteHee-hee, funny and sweet. Love it and it's quite pretty.
ReplyDeleteAlways a fun card from you Jen! Great one and so creative!
ReplyDeletehahahaha, funny card! I love it, hahahaha
ReplyDeletehaha, LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny Jen! ^__^ You definitely take the cake and the whole bakery when it comes to snark! *Big Panda Hugs* <3
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